It must have been the couple of weeks before Christmas two
years ago. I was looking for something small, some little present to put in a
cracker. It’s a thing we do at Christmas; we make each other crackers and put
something nice in them. It doesn’t have to be grand and it’s better than a
plastic key ring or one of those whistles that everyone has to open before you
can blow along to jingle bells. And it was looking for a small cracker-present
that found me in a junk shop. I ought to say at this stage, that this is
actually true. It’s really what happened. I was looking for something small, a
cracker-present sized, and I’d been most ways round the shop and was about to
leave when I saw on a shelf a small brass cat, no larger than a couple of
thimbles, and I thought what a good idea that would be, and I picked it up and
looked at it. It hadn’t seen a cloth for long time and the metal was dull and
tarnished, and it was only as I held it that realised what an ugly thing it
was; the cat’s back was hunched as if deformed, and its face - it’s actually
hard to describe what it was about the expression that so was very wrong, but
if you had asked me then I ‘d have said that it was one of a very tangible
cruelty and malice. Who on earth would make such a thing? It made me feel quite
uneasy. I put it straight back on the shelf. I’ve never felt so instant a
repugnance for anything before. I turned my back and started out of the shop.
But I hadn’t reached the door before I thought, ‘this is stupid. It’s a brass
cat. It’s just the right size for the cracker.’ So I went back. It was still
there on the shelf, just as I’d left it. Only this time I couldn’t even bring
myself to touch it. It sat there looking at me and it might sound fanciful I
know, but I was suddenly sure that if were to buy it, I would never be rid of
it and something very bad would happen. So I left it on the shelf, I turned my
back and I haven’t been into that shop since. All true.
That night when I climbed into bed I remembered the cat,
and I felt a sense, almost like a wave of relief, that I hadn't been so stupid
as to buy it. It was as though I’d been that close to something very bad
happening and by a stroke of good fortune, it had passed me by.
I’ve often wondered about that cat - about how it had
actually got there and who’d eventually bought it, and being the sort of writer
I am, it frames a complete story in my head. What if that cat was bad luck -
what if you’d saved your money for some small thing, seen it and bought it?
Only when you’d got it home had you realised what a cruel thing it looked. But
by then it would be on your bedroom shelf looking down on you when you turned
out the light at night. And what then, if things started to go wrong for you?
Small things at first, friends who’d liked you turning their backs on you. But
then you started finding yourself being blamed for things you hadn’t done - not
small things but serious ones, and life at home started to go wrong as well. And
each time you went to bed there would be the cat on your bedroom shelf watching
you. And finally you started to blame the cat, wish you’d never bought it. So
you throw it away, you put it in the dustbin, and when you come home the bin’s
empty and you feel so relieved, until you see the cat again on your shelf
because your mum’s found it in the rubbish and put it back. So you throw it
away again, this time from the bridge over the river on the way to school -
remember things are still going all wrong for you - but when you get home in
the evening you find when you open the drawer to get your night clothes out,
that they’re wet when you pick them up - all the clothes in the drawer are, and
when you look, there at the bottom of the drawer is the little brass cat.
So, how do you get rid of it? You can’t throw it away
because it finds its way back. What if you give it away as a present? But how
could you do that to someone - give them the bad luck that’s ruining everything
for you? They say that a cat has nine lives so maybe the answer’s in that.
Maybe you have to kill it nine times? But how on earth do you do that?
There’s a story there, and you know what? I’m very glad I
didn’t buy that cat, because who knows, that story might just have turned out
to be true.
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Eek! Thank you so much for the majorly creepy story, Jeremy! I'm definitely back in the mood for a scare after this! I hope you guys liked it too! Don't forget to check out the rest of the tour - it continues on the 4th on Serendipity Reviews. Check out his books on Goodreads! And enjoy the amazing books!
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