Series: Skulduggery
Pleasant, Book Five
Publisher:
HarperCollins
Format: Hardback
Published: 2nd September 2010
Number of Pages: 604
Book: Bought
Genre: Paranormal,
Fantasy, Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Thriller, Suspense, Horror, Action-Adventure,
Mystery, Children's, YA, Children's-YA Crossover
Recommended Age: 10+
Contains: Violence,
Death – Lots And Lots Of Violence And Death! – Gore And Mild Swearing
No Alcohol or Drug References
WARNING: COULD CONTAIN
SPOILERS... AND A LOT OF FANGIRLING.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...
“The blonde girl with the black lips
turned to Valkyrie.
‘We know,’ she said. ‘We’ve seen the future. We know you’re going to kill the world…’”
Skulduggery
Pleasant is back, but all is not well in the magical community. For one thing, there’s an unstoppable
assassin with a metal mask on the loose… and for another, Valkyrie has
discovered that she is Darquesse, the evil sorceress set to destroy the
world. The problem is, she doesn’t feel
she can tell Skulduggery what she’s learned, and so she must try to change her
terrible destiny alone.
But
the price of changing your destiny is high, and if she fails, she’ll die alone too.
With
Valkyrie on her own quest, Skulduggery and the gang are even more vulnerable. Which is a shame, as the Necromancers have a
body-snatching Remnant that they’re about to release…
When
no one is who they seem, when she can’t trust her friends and her enemies are
closing in from all around her, the only thing Valkyrie can do is run.
"When
you're dealing with magic, you can never trust your enemies to stay beaten, or
to stay dead…"
So I'm going to try to give the spoiler
free version of this plot...
Alright, so Valkyrie Cain just found
something out – something huge, so huge she doesn't know what to do.
So huge and so horrible that she can't even
tell her friends...
Something... life shattering...
Meanwhile, the Irish Sanctuary is reeling
from... well, the bomb that killed most of them. It needs to be rebuilt
from the bottom up – preferably safely and securely.
Yeah, right.
And on top of all of this, some mysterious
people are plotting to take Skulduggery, Valkyrie and the Sanctuary down. You know.
Again.
Oh, and the Remnants – evil soulless things
that killed thousands last time they were free – are walking among the living
once again. And this time, they have a purpose – which is “bloody terrifying”, to quote Tanith Low…
All in all, it really isn't going too well.
But then, when does anything ever go right for this group?
Once again, I'm going to state how much I
love the Skulduggery Pleasant series.
And each book is even better than the last. Take Mortal Coil, for example. It still
had all the action, all the humour, all the fun, all the magic – but it was darker too, more... grown up. More
YA than children's – but still appealing to a pre-teen audience, as well as an
older one. What can I say: the magic that is SP appeals to everyone,
everywhere. It's just so
freaking good that it's untrue! So good, in fact, that I
finished this 570-odd paged book in an afternoon – on the edge of my seat and
laughing my head off the whole time, of course. For that is the magic of Skulduggery Pleasant: more addictive
than drugs and funnier than Live At The Apollo crossed with hilarious animal
videos.
Valkyrie... I really felt for the
girl in this one. Poor Val. Still, she's so strong, even when
dealing with all these really tough things.
And funny all the way through, of course!
As for Skulduggery: I love him so much.
I don't care about all the kinds, all his dangerous and
borderline-sociopathic tendencies – he's so funny, so good, such a good friend
to Val... I really hope he stays this way…
Tanith: she rocks. Like totally. Ghastly is amazing too.
China, whilst being quite cold at times, is awesome. But Fletcher Renn really stole the show for me.
He kills me – he’s so funny, but if his ego was any bigger, planets would
revolve around him. Seriously.
Also, I've gotta say, I kind of liked Billy-Ray in this one.
He was good... ish and so freaking funny. And Clarabelle,
Grouse's assistant, absolutely killed me – she always does! She's so
ditzy! It's brilliant and so, so funny! Val's dad is brilliant too –
he, too, is freaking hilarious! Um, have you gathered that I adore the
characters in this book, flaws and all? You have? Awesome: moving
on.
Once again, Landy's writing is stunning.
Like I've said multiple times, his writing is pure magic. The dialogue is hilarious and so witty: Landy really
knows how to ramp up the suspense and make you laugh all at the same time.
His fight scenes are beyond compare: so vivid and bloody that you can see
it all in your mind...
And as for the plot of Mortal Coil: holy hell, Batman! This plot was nonstop
thrills, spills and violence! Seriously, there were so many freaking
twists it was untrue. I never knew where I would go next. I also
didn't know who would survive til the next chapter: Derek really has a passion
for killing off his characters... Seriously, though, Mortal Coil was dark and exciting and suspenseful and I loved every single moment of this twisting
rollercoaster.
I can't believe it took me this long to
point it out, but I'm really pleased that Skulduggery
Pleasant isn't set in America or even the UK – there are sooo many paranormals set in the USA so
one set in Ireland is a really nice change. The notion of Ireland being
"a cradle of magic" is cool
too – much, I guess, like the theory behind Sunnydale in Buffy or the house and nexus in Charmed;
natural sources of magic and supernatural activity. This is really
turning into a nerdsfest, which wasn't my original point at all (I think) so
I'll move on now...
Anyway, what I'm trying to say in this long
and rambly fangirly review (well, might as well continue the trend: I have a
whole series of fangirly SP reviews –
why stop now?!) is that Mortal Coil
is the best book in a brilliant series. I could be stuck on a desert
island with any of the SP books and
I'd be happy for eternity because they just never get old. SP is the perfect escape and I will love
it forever and ever. I will also never stop recommending it to everyone,
no matter their age, gender, etc – not even when I'm old and grey and meant to
pretend I like 'intellectual' books, like War
and Peace.
So yes. Mortal Coil is amazing.
And you all need to read SP. Right now. I mean it: I can't
recommend it enough.
Derek, I love you and you are my god.
I worship you the way the Remnants worship Darquesse. Maybe that's
wrong, but I don't care.
And on that (mildly disturbing) note: Megan
out.
Star Rating:
5 Out of 5
5 Out of 5
Read this
book if you liked:
Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy
Percy Jackson by Rick Riordan
Department 19 by Will Hill
The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare
Happy Reading
Megan
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'there is great strength in humility
DeleteN knowing your place under God:
beyond eternity shall be your reward'
-blessed holy socks
I realize the following is quite lame
ReplyDeletefor most in this world denying Jesus...
yet, we must follow God's Rules:
who gave U.S. free will? God Almighty.
Where you going
at death's hour, earthling?
If 1-outta-1 bites-the-dust
and if you dont yet know,
lemme show you how to wiseabove;
When our soul leaves our body
and we riseabove to meet our Maker,
only four, last things remain:
death, judgement, Heaven or Hell
according to the deeds we mortals
have done in our finite existence:
Find-out what RCIA is and join.
Make Your Choice -SAW:
https://youtu.be/YnVuhY38V1A
Jesus sez...
I. love. you.
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