Showing posts with label The Vampire Blog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Vampire Blog. Show all posts

Monday, 22 October 2012

The Vampire Fighters by Pete Johnson


Series: The Vampire Blog, Book Three
Publisher: Yearling
Format: ARC
Published: 7th June 2012
Number of Pages: 272
Book: For Review*
Genre: Urban Fantasy, Humour, Horror, Coming-Of-Age, Action-Adventure, Paranormal, YA, YA-Child Crossover
Recommended Age: 10+
Contains: Violence, Death
No Alcohol, Drug References
Author's Blog: Pete Johnson

Marcus, Tallulah and Gracie are back in the final fast-paced, fun and frightening story of award-winning Pete Johnson's vampire series.
Life has never been more complicated for thirteen-year-old Marcus. It's not easy trying to hide your secret identity as a half-vampire, avoid garlic at all costs, AND work up the courage to ask a girl out. Especially when that girl is vampire-crazy Tallulah.
Plus, Marcus's parents are still convinced his special power is going to arrive any day now. And they're trying not to show their disappointment every time another day passes and it doesn't appear -- but Marcus is totally feeling the pressure.
As if that wasn't bad enough, a seriously creepy Winter Fair has arrived in town -- and a number of terrifying attacks have started happening. Giles believes a super-evil sect of Deadly Vampires is behind them, and Marcus suspects an eerie ventriloquist at the Fair.
All Marcus wants is an easy life. But now it's up to him to save the day.



                                                                    Review
Since becoming a half-vampire, Marcus has been poisoned by pizza, faced down a deadly vampire once or twice and had a sudden blood craving in the middle of a date.  
What with all that drama, the pressure of keeping his identity as a half-vampire secret, trying to get up the courage to ask out moody, vampire-obsessed Tallulah and dealing with his parents never ending hope (and disappointment) as they wait for the special (and very rare) power he's meant to develop to come. 
Oh, and there's also the so-called "Blood Ghost", which is another "Deadly Vampire" - AKA, a human killing, super strong vampire.  Eek!
And there's a chance there might be more of the Deadly Vampires on the way...
So much for being normal!
Oh, this series just keeps on getting better and better!  It's funny, mad, addictive, fun!  I do love a good vamp story, and while this isn't a teen book, I loved it!  It's just so funny and addictive and unique, thanks to the spin Johnson's put on vamp mythology.  I know kids will love this one and the others in the series - they're so much fun and excellent for reluctant readers!  While there are a few little details that bugged me (how Marcus blogs, where vamps come from) they didn't take away my enjoyment at all.  Or make me any less sad that this is the last in the series - I'll miss Marcus so much!
I loved all the characters in this book!  There was a character personality for everyone to love and loads of characters for kids to relate to as well.  Marcus was brilliant: he made me laugh so much and was totally off his rocker – in the best possible way!  He had a mad and snarky remark for everything - literally!  And I loved how real and relatable he was - sure, he was funny and confident, but he was also flawed as he had fears and girl troubles.  I think kids will really be able to relate with him and his situation - well, half-vamp thing aside!  Gracie, the other-half vamp, was my favourite girl lead in the book.  Cheeky, funny, bubbly Gracie was just perfect, especially with Marcus.  Tallulah was so vampire-obsessed it’s scary.  Her bluntness and spookiness was funny, though.  I also thought both Marcus' parents and Tara, a half-vamp mentor, were brilliant.  The bad guy was great too - and super creepy!
As always, just lovin' the blog layout: Johnsnon’s writing is so funny and witty!  But sometimes I wondered how Marcus managed to write some of the posts while he surely must have been in the middle of all the action.  Sure, he had an iPod, but still...  Now, the plot for this one was the best if the series, if you ask me!  Twistier, faster paced, more action, more mystery...  It was all so awesome and addictive!  I'll admit that one of the twists may have been a little far-fetched, but I just loved this book so much.  The ending was just stunning and left me desperate for more!  But it was also kinda perfect. 
And I seriously love the vamp mythology!  It's just so hilarious!  The only thing I'd wish for is to know more about where vamps and half-vamps came from.  Sure, we know they're related somehow but how did they come about?!
The Vampire Fighters is ridiculously addictive and dangerous.  What with the short blog posts, non-stop humour and fast pace, no kid will be able to put it down - they'll feel just as hooked as I was!  It isn't a thought provoking or complex read - it's funny, light and action-packed.  The series has been so much fun to read and I'm seriously sad that there won't be another!  It's such great fun and I laughed out loud a lot.  And oh how I shall miss Marcus and Gracie and Tallulah!  For reluctant readers and obsessive readers alike, The Vampire Fighters will just appeal to them all!
With a witty and reluctant half-vampire lead, deadly vampires in the loose and a race to stop them, The Vampire Fighters definitely ensures that the series goes out with one heck of a bang!  I can't wait to read another Pete Johnson book, though I'm not sure if it will be the same without Marcus! 

Star Rating:
4 Out of 5



Read this book if you liked:
The Vampire Blog Series by Pete Johnson
Dark Lord by Jamie Thompson 


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Happy Reading
Megan
* This book was received from RandomHouse in exchange for an honest review

Saturday, 20 October 2012

The Vampire Hunters by Pete Johnson


Series: The Vampire Blog, Book Two
Publisher: Yearling
Format: Paperback
Published: 2nd June 2011

Number of Pages: 272
Book: For Review*
Genre: Urban Fantasy, Humour, Horror, Coming-Of-Age, Action-Adventure, Mystery, Paranormal  YA, YA-Child Crossover
Recommended Age: 10+
Contains: Violence, Death
No Alcohol, Drug References
Author's Blog: Pete Johnson

“On my thirteenth birthday, my life changed for ever.  That’s when I learned the shocking truth: I’m a half-vampire.”
Think that sounds cool?  Think again!  My secret blog is the only thing that’s kept me from going completely crazy.
To complicate things even more, there have been some vicious attacks in the woods.  Tallulah (definitely not my girlfriend) thinks a super-vampire is behind them – and she’s desperate to prove it, with a mysterious chain that’s supposed to glow red-hot when a vampire is close by.
I have a horrible feeling that the chain’s going to turn red-hot any day now…


                                                                    Review
On his thirteenth birthday, Marcus' parents dropped the ultimate bombshell: he's a half-vampire. 
Sounds cool, right?  Well, not so much once you've been almost killed by a full vampire - and garlic pizza - and suffered insane blood cravings. 
Yeah, crazy, huh?  Marcus' blog is the only thing keeping him sane. 
To make it all worse, there's been a string of vampire attacks in the woods and Marcus' definitely-not-girlfriend-friend Tallulah is sure some kind of uber vamp is behind them.  Which makes sense, seeing normal vampires think human blood is disgusting (foul tasting, not like animal blood, which they adore). 
So therefore Marcus and Tallulah set off with a vampire-sensing chain that's meant to get red-hot when a vamp's near. 
But are they prepared for what would happen should it go red-hot...?
I loved The Vampire Blog to pieces!  It was funny, addictive, scary - everything you'd want!  The main character is relatable, the story so fun and addictive.  Reluctant readers and vamp lovers alike will just gobble it up!  I read it in one sitting, laughing and grinning and just loving every second.  Marcus completely won me over in the first book and now I love him even more!  I love this whole world even more!  I love this series and am devastated that the next book will be the last - but I can't wait to read it anyway! 
I loved all the characters in this book!  They're all quirky, original, varying.  And I love then all!  Marcus just kills me: he's so quirky and witty and mad and funny - just an insane, ridiculously loveable character.  And, man, he really does have a snarky comeback for everything!  Tallulah was really loveable too, 'cause she was so brilliantly arrogant and sure of herself, so eccentric and insane.  Sure, she was kinda grumpy, but that made her interactions with Marcus even funnier!  Gracie was a great addition to the plot.  She was sweet and funny and brave and stubborn.  I loved how she was a normal teen girl in a totally unnormal situation.  Yes, Pete has a way of writing characters that jump off the page, but obviously Marcus and Gracie stole the show for me!  They were closely followed by whom we shall call The Villain, who was creepy, genius and lure sneaky evil!  I also loved Marcus' very weird parents!  They're so brilliantly odd!
The writing was brilliant, but what really struck me was the humour - its effortless and witty and addictive and hilarious.  I love it!  Written in blog form, the short entries were infuriatingly addictive - and the perfect length for reluctant readers, with lots of places to stop (though why you'd want to, I know not) should you wish to.  And the plot was equally addictive, funny and spooky and full of action.  I loved that even with all the supernatural drama and blood craving, there's also normal teen drama.  Anyway, there's loads of suspense and the lead to the revelation (even though I kinda knew what it was) was addictive and exciting - MG readers will love it!
Again, gotta say, I love the vamp mythology in this series!  Getting to see how girls transition went was brilliant.  I loved his Johnson took traditional mythology and made it quirky and new.  And, again, I must liken the half-vamp transition to an exaggerated transition of becoming a teenager.  Love it!  It really shows how tricky adolescence can be.  And how having fangs is even harder!
And I love the way Pete Johnson tackles difficult issues.  They're really subtle and tie into the story so well - they're there and you can clearly see them, but they're not in your face or preachy like so many other books.  Remember kids, don't go off meeting people you've only emailed the once!  It could be deadly!
Again, I have to say that if you're looking for a terrifying read, this probably isn't for you.  After all, it's aimed at nine year olds.  But if you're looking for a quick, fun, funny, bonkers, spooky read this is perfect!  It's hilarious, amazingly written with an utterly addictive plot and a snarky, loveable lead character.  In case you hadn't gathered, I love this book! 
With a reluctant, hilarious half-vampire lead and a super vamp villain at large, The Vampire Hunters was even better than the first book!  I sped through it, giggling and guessing, loving every second.  This is quickly becoming one of my favourite pre-teen books, and I just know all kids will love this book just as much as I did!  This is a great book and a great series and I cannot wait to read the next book!

Star Rating:
4 Out of 5



Read this book if you liked:
The Vampire Blog Series by Pete Johnson
Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy


Challenges It's Taking Part In:

Happy Reading
Megan
* This book was received from RandomHouse in exchange for an honest review

Sunday, 10 June 2012

The Vampire Blog by Pete Johnson


Series: The Vampire Blog, Book One
Publisher: Corgi
Format: Paperback
Published: 27th May 2010
Number of Pages: 240
Book: For Review*
Genre: Urban Fantasy, Humour, Horror, Coming-Of-Age, Action-Adventure, YA, YA-Child Crossover
Recommended Age: 11+
Contains: Violence, Death, Blood Drinking
No Alcohol, Drug References
Author's Blog: Pete Johnson

“So you think you’re just a normal kid?  So did I.  There was nothing strange or special about me… until the night of my thirteenth birthday.”

That’s when the bombsell hits.  My parents have been hiding a huge, terrifying, life-changing secret from me my whole life.  They’re half-vampires – and it turns out I’m about to become one too.  What.  A.  Nightmare.
Suddenly everything’s changing.  I’m growing fangs and getting cravings for my best friend’s blood.  I even smell weird… life totally sucks!  But that’s not all.  Vampires exist too – and there’s nothing more delicious to a vampire than half-vampire blood.  Things are about to get extremely dangerous…

The first gripping book in a hilarious and terrifying series from MULTI-AWARD-WINNING author Pete Johnson.


                                                                   Review:
It's your thirteenth birthday.  Becoming a teen is scary enough, right?  Wrong. 
When he turns thirteen, Marcus Howlett finds out his parents are half-vampires (well, 40% vamp) and Marcus will turn into one too. 
Just what he needed, huh?!
This, and the knowledge he will grow a fang and have really bad breath, is so much worse than the "sex-talk" he was expecting. 
What does he do with this knowledge?  Well, he fights fang and nail against the transformation into a half-vamp, determined to remain human and not go around slurping blood.
Through his dreadful new half-vamp name "Ved" that his parents insist on using, his arrogant and annoying second cousin's howling lessons and as many vamp doctors as they can throw at him, Marcus resists.  It's even working!
But what Marcus doesn’t know is how much danger he is now in...
I do love a good vamp book, especially the rare British ones I find!  And The Vampire Blog was a really great little book!  It was aimed at a younger audience than my usual vampire books, but I loved it!  With a snarky and relatable teen hero, great writing and a just overall hilarious feel, I found myself truly enjoying this one to absolute pieces!  I can't wait to read the next book in the series!
Marcus Howlett was witty, snarky and totally hilarious.  He literally had a sarcastic
All the characters were very varying and unique and all completely bonkers!  The vast array of people was hilarious and just brilliant.  There was someone for everyone!  Marcus was brilliant: witty, snarky and totally hilarious, he had a sarcastic remark for literally everything!  And his reaction to turning into a vampire was so real and refreshing – because it was a normal reaction.  Nothing romantic or whatever, just shock and horror at being Not Human.  I just loved cheeky, chatty, bonkers Marcus!  Tallulah was another character I liked, simply ‘cause she was so weird: eccentric, bonkers, snarky, intense and kinda scary Tallulah was totally horror addicted, kinda creepy and twisted…  I’m really not sure why I liked her, but I did!  Marcus’ best mate Joel was funny 'cause he was bonkers too.  Gotta love the bonkersness!  "Karl with a K", Marcus' second cousin, was arrogant and confident and very annoying!  I loved Marcus’ parents – ‘cause they were so, so weird!  They were really supportive - but if the strangest things!
The writing was just very, very Marcus: witty, bonkers, hilarious, addictive.  I really liked the blog layout, although the fact that Marcus almost always seemed to blog on a perfect '0' or '5' was quite odd.  I mean, there were hardly any posts at, say, something '33' or '57'.  Just an observation... But I loved Johnson's writing, always have.  And I just loved the way Marcus talked to his blog, like it was a real live person - he had conversations with it.  Admittedly, they were pretty one sided but Marcus always came to the right conclusion with blog's help!  The plot itself was pretty straight forward, but was loads of fun and really addictive!  It was also pretty spooky and really, really funny!  I especially loved all the family drama!  And I've gotta admit - I was kinda leaning the wrong way for quite a while!
As for all of the vampire stuff in this book, it was really cool and funny.  The transformation was quite bonkers!  And the howling was awesome.  I loved getting to know more about the vamp world, finding everything out with Marcus.  I’ve gotta say, the change between a human and half-vamp was actually pretty close to the change between childhood and teenager...ness.  The way you desperately want to be a teen, but are scared to not be a child, to be expected to be more mature, etc.  This was the same for Marcus, but even worse - he was becoming a whole new species, as well as a teen!
Ok, ok.  Admittedly this book is aimed at 9+, so it wasn't as scary or complex as some other vamp books I've read.  But I seriously loved it - it was funny, spooky, addictive and I really did love Marcus.  And I adored the twist Johnson put on the traditional vamp mythology!  Awesome!  This book is definitely worth a read if you love hilarious characters and spooky-funny plotlines!
Finally!  A vamp book with a witty male lead for middle grade kids to love and laugh at!  I really, really loved The Vampire Blog - Pete Johnson is just such an amazing author: funny, witty, scary and addictive.  I can't wait for my next Marcus hit!  I have a feeling this series is only going to get better!

Star Rating:
4 Out of 5



Read this book if you liked:
Pete Johnson's Other Books
The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare
The Saga of Darren Shan by Darren Shan


Challenges It's Taking Part In:

Happy Reading
Megan
* This book was received from Random House in exchange for an honest review